If you ever feel like you’ve fucked up just remember that Ireland accidentally legalized crystal meth
If you ever feel like you’ve fucked up just remember America knowingly voted in a fascist to lead them
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when u cant afford quality name brand memes so u have to settle for
peep the toad
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it’s 2014 and I still can’t add pictures to posts on mobile
it’s 2017 and I still can’t add pictures to posts on mobile
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ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous:
What if it bites me and it dies?
that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.
What if it bites itself and I die?
It’s voodoo.
What if it bites me and someone else dies?
That’s correlation, not causation.
what if we bite each other and neither of us die
that’s kinky
oh my god
this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever
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who do u think would win in a fight 2 the death between ihop and dennys
I’d say Denny’s
Ihop is where kids sometimes have birthday parties
Denny’s is where I’d go to meet a hitmanim on board with that logic
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